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The United Kingdom of Simbria

 Hello and welcome to The United Kingdom of Simbria! I hope you've had a pleasant journey coming here! You have now arrived at what is t...

Saturday, April 22, 2023

A new bus route just opened..


 

On behalf of the "Simbria Express" bus company I am pleased to announce that a new bus route just opened. This new route (route #2) will take you up into the mountains to an old town by the largest lake of the country known as Lake Onebega. The town was officially founded in 1553 by missionary Thomas von Trankebar and since followed one of the darkest periods in the towns history, which culminated in the Onébegajávrre riots of 1678 where a large portion of the town was literally burnt to the ground... The event has since been referred to as 'the second wildfire event', the first one being, allegedly, a forest fire that almost decimated the town somewhere around 800 or 900 BC... Since then, the local population (or atleast the more superstitious among them) have been waiting for what they call 'the third wildfire event' that is said to end the town once and for all, but so far it hasn't happened..

Anyway, the missionaries of the 16th century did more than just oppress and try to convert the local population.. They also founded what eventually became one of the oldest higher educational institutions of the nation, the university of Lake Onebega. This university is now the reason for this bus route to opened, as our friends from Sunset Valley Inge and Oliver Freddy just packed their bags to attend their first semester there... ;)

So, take the bus and join them!



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